i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize