He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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