great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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