i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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