It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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