in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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