You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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