At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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