The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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