I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
