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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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