I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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