dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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