Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
