You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Well I just put wine in my tea
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
These tits shall not be calmed
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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