no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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