We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
