You were right. It hurts to walk today.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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