I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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