these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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