Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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