the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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