just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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