Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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