I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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