So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
how drunk are you?
Several
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