i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
