Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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