Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
