is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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