Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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