Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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