And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Girls should come with a carfax report
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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