Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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