question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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