I'm drive I can fine osifer
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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