idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Someone stole a lamp last night.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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