so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Drake has all the answers
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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