After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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