"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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