Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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