She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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