butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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