found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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