You surviving the open bar?
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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