We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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