its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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