I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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