Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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