people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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