i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Randomize
