is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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