it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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