Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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