i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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