I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Come on in and take your pants off
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