Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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