i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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