Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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